Scattered Thoughts

June32012

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: The Avengers
““Brother,” Thor boomed, “I must copulate with you now!””
(This fic was also on AO3)

omg

Fandom: The Avengers

““Brother,” Thor boomed, “I must copulate with you now!””

(This fic was also on AO3)

omg

9PM

How do you make holy water?

asherlockian:

nooowestayandgetcaught:

actinoutloud:

badwolfcomplex:

catholicfemininegenius:

Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it.

This is the best joke.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS JOKE.

it took me a while to get this but oh my gOD

First time I heard this joke was from my Catholic mother.

(via scarlettlioness)

June12012

the-unpopular-opinions:

anon please

THIS

6PM

awlsquee:

Hannibal is one of my favourite characters. ~~Squee

Who doesn’t love Hannibal?

(Source: tarantinoed)

6PM

katskinx:

unrulyhooly:

mujjasmom:

Amazing

Perfect.

YESSSSSSSSSS!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

6PM

loverslittleslut:

celinawithacee:

embalmed-doll:

whatwhatchickenbutt:

soundlyawake:

Hal Sparks | You’ve been saying those phrases backwards. Now, stop it. (x)

This makes too much sense.

And my sister had the nerve to call me a man-hater for pointing this out.

“It bleeds every month and doesn’t die. It’s like that Predator”

This…just this. Also, MICHAEL FROM QAF!!!!

ohmygod. THIS

:D

(Source: antiquers)

6PM

awlsquee:

do-this-to-me-please:

Oh, how I love doing that!

I love the feel of Awl’s balls on my tongue. ~~Squee

First off: Squee, “Awl’s balls” made me giggle.
Second: I love doing this to Daddy. :D

6PM

scarlettlioness:

bacon-greased-pancakes:

that-bloody-idiot:

thebeaver:

#OH MY GOD #and I swear in that moment we were lesbians #ALL OF US #EVERY SINGLE ONE

FUCKING HELL THIS IS TURNING ME STRAIGHT. IDGI. SO MUCH FOR BISEXUALITY WHOOPS THAT’S OUT OF THE GODDAMN WINDOW BYE.

Hello my name is Adrienne and what are boys

because god damn Emma Watson

agreeing with the tags above.

i want to do things to her.

THOSE LEGS.

askhfi;thnhgsdatihn

(Source: my-flawlessemma)

May302012

sweets-heart:

pandaswim:

I wish I could be half the man he is……

You guys all know about my irrational fear of little people…but I love him. A lot.

<3

6PM

What I need is the dandelion in the spring. The bright yellow that means rebirth instead of destruction. The promise that life can go on, no matter how bad our losses. That it can be good again. And only Peeta can give me that.

So after, when he whispers, You love me. Real or not real? I tell him, Real.

(Source: unicorn-feelings, via alinalotus)

5PM